How music ruins porn

porn musicThe aural aspect of porn is so important for those of us who experience autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) that I just have to put this out there to people who I am sure understand… how shit is porn music?!

Back in the day, porn seemed to always have some kind of dodgy music behind it you know, the “bam shicka wah wah” kind of crap that is now just a bit of a joke. Whilst music isn’t as prolific as it once was in porn, it’s still hanging around like a bad case of herps.

OK, so there is such a thing called frisson, it is a similar kind of thing to ASMR but it is triggered by music, more on that here. Frisson inspires positive feelings of elation that is sort of like ASMR. I had this experience with The Killers’ track Read My Mind which was fucking epic and made it a great driving song for me and cheered me up no end. Did I get my ASMR tingles? Nope but it was still pretty cool. Scientists have actually bothered to close in on the type of music that brings on the frisson feeling and it is usually a dramatic kind of music that gets you riled up. Does it make watching porn any better like ASMR porn does? Not really.

But, with porn music, we aren’t talking about the kind of music that gives such a positive feeling of euphoria, the kind of music used in porn is usually stuff you’ve never heard before and unlikely to ever hear again. Mainly because it is utter shyte and unlikely to do anything to cause frisson or ASMR. So if it isn’t exciting you, porn music sure as shit ain’t giving you tingles either. In fact, it is distracting from the awesome sounds that you want to hear such as the delightful wet, sucking noises of a decent blow job or the intense focus of a woman really into giving one of the biggest dicks you’ve ever seen a hand job you’d be pleased to get any day of the week.

Even if you don’t experience ASMR, porn music is distracting and bloody offputting. Porn is usually enjoyed as part of a solo sexual experience so the viewers who are watching and listening intently for those subtle little aspects that make their dick harder or their vagina wetter are the ones who are going to end up disappointed.

Think I’m wrong and you love porn music? Get in touch and tell us about it asmrlust@gmail.com

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